jeankd:

beautifullyburnedxo:

sailordirtbag:

before you date a girl with a mental illness, remember: saying, “you’re beautiful” won’t balance the chemicals in her brain.

and don’t fucking say, “i’ll be here for you, no matter what,” if you don’t mean it.

don’t think you’re fixing her by saying, “i love you.” because you’re not

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All of it, but mostly the bolded

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cheese3d:

i think i can accurately say that i can crush a man’s head with my thighs

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prismatic-bell:

niall-ate-mynamee:

cinderellawaitinforherprince:

heyfunniest:

zeebsdarling:

anus:

renkris:

Gordon Ramsay doesn’t care about your gender, race, or creed. All he cares about is that you can cook.

The contestant, Christine, is blind, and he lets her know exactly what he thinks of her dish.

OMG I was preparing myself to be enraged by him making some horrible comment but now I’m crying in Starbucks GOD DAMMIT

Christ I am not okay with these fEELINGS

IM BAWLING

That’s so cute I wanna cry

Is there a Gordon Ramsay fan base on this site??? And where can i join???

Spoilers, she won. Her cookbook is on sale now.

Also, this is the very first apple pie she ever made.

Also, can we please take notice OF HOW HE DESCRIBES IT FOR HER? Ramsay was extremely conscious during the entire season that she would require different tactics than the other contestants; this was not the only time he became her eyes, nor the only time he did things like that scrape of the knife so she could actually have a sense of her work.

And if you really want to bawl like a baby? During final four or final three, I forget which, the remaining contestants got photos from home. Christine’s husband sent their wedding photo—which she had never seen. Ramsay paused before starting the challenge to describe to her not only her husband—the look of love and joy on his face—but also herself as a bride, so she could see in her mind how the two of them looked together on their wedding day.

It was extremely obvious nobody had ever thought to do that before.

This man should be a fucking icon not just for his cooking, but for how he treats those who are different. During the same season he asked a handsome young man, making conversation during auditions, if he had a girlfriend. The man responded that he was gay. Ramsay, without missing a beat: “I’m sorry. Have you got a boyfriend, then?” No drama, no “oh my GOSH! You’re GAY? TOKEN CHARACTER :DDDD” just a very quick, simple whoops-my-mistake and the corrected inquiry. And then he never brought it up again! It was just a thing he learned, getting to know a contestant.

Yes, he can be harsh on MasterChef and downright cruel on Hell’s Kitchen (although if you were a sous chef and you served me raw pork that was not pork tartare, I’d scream too). But he’s not an ogre; he’s a polite man with a gigantic heart who simply happens to take no shit from those who should know better.

z-co:

Hello baes! Here’s another treat for my amazing followers. This one is smaller than my last one but it still has some goodies you’ll like I’m sure. If you have any questions, don’t hesitate in contacting me. Have a great day yo! 

Anyways, here you have the rules:

-You can reblog as many times as you want.

-Likes count.

-Anyone can enter the giveaway (don’t follow and unfollow after the giveaway please [das rude])

-There will be 3 winners for this giveaway. Selected with random.org

-Winners will be announced privately because I know how some of you can get and I don’t wanna be responsible of anyone getting harassed

-Shipping internationally.

-Strictly NO GIVEAWAY BLOGS please. I mean this.

-You gotta be at least 16+ or have your parents permission to share your personal info

-Please, follow my “/giveaway” tag for any updates/info about the giveaway or if you have any questions.

-The giveaway ends on September 1st. That’ll give you time to reblog and have your chances increase.^=^

Under the cut you’ll find the details of the items that are given away. It’s quite long so that’s why I put under it.

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bubbly-milk:

enxiety:

i met a girl with 12 nipples
sounds funny
dozen tit

I’m crying

9 hours ago · via · source · with 159,959 notes
"Ok so why the fuck….."

— Usually said by someone who is about to make a valid point while simultaneously asking you a rhetorical question (via guy)
9 hours ago · via · source · with 284,745 notes

slenclerman:

webabuser:

whoever created chinese food is my hero

probably the chinese

9 hours ago · via · source · with 178,760 notes

joshsaveitforthebedroom:

im single by choice

its just not my choice

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grantaireyoucantdothat:

sebastianastan:

superrsoldiers:

my favorite thing is when steve hides full body behind the shield

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whatslifewithoutfandoms:

tortillah:

remember when zack and cody entered a parallel universe

and london was smart

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and maddie was dumb

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and esteban was a woman

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so basically they were their stereotypes

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