thatsloveely:

hallowkorg:

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS GIF IVE BEEN STARING AT IT FOR LIK E 10 MINUETS AND IT KEEPS SHOWING UP ON MY DASH. WHAT THE FUCK. HOW THE FUCK. THIS IUS FUCKED UP. THIS IS FUCKING ME UP

WHERE IN THE FUCK DOES HE GET THE MACHETE FROM?

*looking at my legs*: Oh my god why
*looking at my stomach*: Oh my god why
*looking at my arms*: Oh my god why
*looking at my face*: Oh my god why
*trying to exercise*: Oh my god why
*eating shitty food*: Oh my god why
*weighing myself*: Oh my god why
*looking at my life*: Oh my god why
*looking at my music taste*: cool man

kindablowed:

me and my squad on our way to beat your ass

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zooeydeschannoying:

wollowock:

This is how most girls react. I just wanna hold it and tell it how cute it is =3

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torijoanne:

This is hilarious

itstjxo:

when your hair actually does what you want it to doimage

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green-satan:

trying to leave tumblr

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rocktopussy:

becausebirds:

Kiwi on a treadmill.

well you can tell by the way i use my walk i’m a flightless bird

i can only walk

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dannnylawrence:

unlimitedgoats:

luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.

Re: Your Anaconda,

Thank you for your consideration. Please keep my cover letter and resume in your files in case of any future openings. Good luck in all future endeavors.

Yours, etc.
A bunless hun

*character shows signs of possible attraction to more than one gender*
me: omg what if they're bi??
straight people: what if they're GAY?
straight people: what if they're STRAIGHT with an EXCEPTION?
straight people: what if they are a COLLECTIVE of SIXTEEN FISH imitating HUMAN ATTRACTION PATTERNS as a part of their DEVIOUS DISGUISE?
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