prejaculate:

i can’t hang out tomorrow i’m too busy doing nothing alone sorry

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spunkydads:

the problem with rich people is that i am not one

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newfluffytown:

Dr. Frederick Chilton in Futamono

I am grateful that I have trouble digesting animal proteins, as the last meals I have shared with Hannibal Lecter have all been salads.

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mangocianamarch:

littleawkwardpanda:

actxiisceneiv:

littleawkwardpanda:

lordofthememe:

Wait… and? http://ift.tt/1hbJM0a

*smashes the button hard*

regular version or extended edition?

BOTH; INCLUDING THE BEHIND THE SCENES!

[takes the whack-a-mole hammer to that damn button]

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buckybarens:

buckybarens:

AU where instead of trying to remember who he is, Bucky settles down and does what he’s always wanted to do with a passion - open his own bakery

this can be the logo

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levvykevie:

laughingatmyreality:

today in math class, I didn’t understand the work so I started doing this to pass the time (and also to make it look like I was doing something). my intent was to fill up the whole paper, but before I finished my math teacher came behind me, took my pencil, and wrote the bottom.

That is actually really inspirational

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deadbishop:

I was reading about Thomas Jefferson’s medical history and

Violent headache for two days after behaving awkwardly in front of a girl he fancied (March 1764, age 20)

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