crabbyjammies:

capitalistpropaganda:

"what’s the worst that could happen? I’ll be TOO cool?" I say as I strap the rocket blasters to my heelys

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harrystylesdildo:

youaintrunningshit:

harrystylesdildo:

THIS DUDE IM IGNORING JUST TRIED TO CALL ME

IM LAUGHING

IM WINNING

i love me

"Winning" smfh, obvi ur never gonna be happy if your happiness or security depends on besting ur romantic interests

he has a girlfriend and wants me to be the side hoe

please turn your blinker on and return to your lane which is the shoulder lane with the rest of the broke down vehicles. an officer will attend to you shortly. 

officialunitedstates:

FACT OF THE DAY:  mars is called the red planet because during the cold war it sided with the communists

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Me: ugh ive got a sore leg i better google whats wrong
Google: Brain tumour with a life expectancy of 2 weeks good luck
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the-angel-castiel-novak:

adancewithsupernaturaldragons:

awkward-fallen-angel:

casfucker:

wiccanstiel:

jared has a myspace and every single photo on it is gold

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THEY

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WEREN’T

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LYING 

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Myspace was a crazy time for all of us.

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thequeerclone:

the fact that there have no leaked nudes in my dashboard proves that i’m following the right people

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violanthe:

From now on, instead of explaining what asexuality is, I’m just sending people this gif

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uhohbaggettios:

Estoy Groot

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http://cryingmanlytears.tumblr.com/post/96321296135/favorfire-jean-luc-gohard-so-apparently

favorfire:

jean-luc-gohard:

So apparently iCloud was hacked and pretty much every female celebrity’s nudes were leaked. I’d like to remind my followers not to post them, because they’re supposed to be private, and just because some asshole leaked them doesn’t mean you should make it…

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6ee:

"Don’t wear that you’ll give people the wrong idea"

What idea? That I’m a fine as hell? That ain’t an idea that’s a fact ma

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